In brighter news, UNNAMED BABY had her feeding tube removed. This was in part to due an event that Maria will explain when she gets back.
Below is a movie of UNNAMED BABY, enjoy:
Also it has come to my attention that some people thought my recommendation that people be better guessers in the future meant that they would have a chance to guess again about my potential future children. This is incorrect. What was meant is that people should become better guessers, because seriously you can do better than you did. Unless you received the email notifying you of your win. In which case, good job!